Secondhand Souls: A Novel

By Christopher Moore

In San Francisco, the souls of the lifeless are mysteriously disappearing—and you recognize that can’t be good—in New York Times bestselling writer Christopher Moore’s delightfully humorous sequel to A soiled Job.

Something particularly unusual is going on within the urban through the Bay. individuals are loss of life, yet their souls usually are not being accrued. Someone—or something—is stealing them and nobody is familiar with the place they're going, or why, however it has anything to do with that enormous orange bridge. loss of life service provider Charlie Asher is simply as flummoxed as everybody else. He’s trapped within the physique of a fourteen-inch-tall “meat puppet” expecting his Buddhist nun female friend, Audrey, to discover him an appropriate new physique to play host.

To resolve this abomination, a motley group of heroes will band jointly: the seven-foot-tall dying service provider Minty clean; retired policeman grew to become bookseller Alphonse Rivera; the Emperor of San Francisco and his canine, Bummer and Lazarus; and Lily, the previous Goth woman. Now if merely they could get little Sophie to forestall babbling concerning the coming conflict for the very soul of humankind . . .

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She signaled for the waitress to carry her one other, then, in her head, she conjured unhappy French accordion track enjoying, mimes and ballerinas getting into the level to behave out Mike’s tale, men rhythmically kicking Gérard Depardieu within the kidneys as a backbeat, simply because fuck him, why did he need to be in every little thing French? So he instructed her, approximately Concepción, concerning the different ghosts, approximately how that they had in basic terms spoken to him, concerning the acquaintances of Dorothy, approximately it all, and as he instructed her, she believed him, simply because his wasn’t even as regards to the main extraordinary tale she’d been a part of, after which she realized . . . “Oh my fucking god, the fellow who paints the fucking bridge orange for a residing is exact and that i get to return to retail. Oh, fuck me. Fuck me approximately with an important spiky demon dick! ” “Huh? ” acknowledged Mike, who hadn’t anticipated that individual response. �“People are having a look. ” “Fuck them! ” Lily stated. “They’re no longer specific. i do know, simply because I’m now not specific and that i realize the indications. even though all you Marina �people imagine you’re fucking particular, don’t you? You entitled fucks! ” The waitress used to be making her far more than to aim to settle Lily down, yet Mike signaled that he had this and she or he went the opposite direction. “Concepción obviously thinks you’re special,” Mike acknowledged. “She stated you'd be capable of support retailer them from the Ghost Thief. ” “I don’t even be aware of what that is,” Lily stated. “Maybe you’re purported to locate out,” Mike stated. “And immediately i want you. ” “What for? You’re the magic ghost-­talker man. ” “I desire you to speak me out of leaping off the bridge. ” half With not anything might be happy till he be eased With being not anything. —­ William Shakespeare, Richard II, Act V, Scene V 10 Remembrance of items previous She used to be so moderate that her physique made slightly an increase within the sheets, like a wave on a peaceful pond from a phantom wind—­her face could have been a skeletal masks laid upon the pillow for presentation, her lengthy white hair brushed out to at least one part the way in which she beloved it. “You are attempting to disappear,” Baptiste sang from the entrance, “but I see you. ” He wheeled his mop bucket into her room. “Bonjour, Monsieur Baptiste,” Helen acknowledged, her voice little greater than a whisper. “Bonjour, Madame Helen,” acknowledged Baptiste. “Comment allez-­vous? ” “Pas trés bien. Je suis fatiguée, monsieur. ” “I won’t be lengthy, then you definately can leisure. am i able to carry you something, chère? ” “No, thanks. thanks for talking French with me, nobody does that anymore. I spent my semester out of the country in Paris, you recognize? ” She informed him this each day he labored, and each day he responded, “Ah, town of sunshine. such a lot of delights. What, i ponder, is your favourite? ” And right here, her solution frequently replaced. “I enjoyed jogging in the course of the Jardin du Luxembourg within the autumn, while the wind was once blowing a bit, and chestnuts could drop out of the timber and infrequently hit one of many outdated males who sat at the benches analyzing. Plop, correct at the head. ” She laughed, then coughed. “Now I’m the outdated one. ” “Nonsense, chère. ” He used to be no longer so younger himself, and through the tip of his workday, grey stubble might express on his darkish cheeks as though that they had been dusted with ash.

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