Depraved English: The Most Disgusting and Hilarious Word Book Ever

By Peter Novobatzky, Ammon Shea

From aboiement to zooerastia, a guided travel of the lantrified underbelly of the English language

This strange, un-put-downable little quantity via Peter Novobatzky and Ammon Shea collects greater than 300 of the English language's such a lot disgusting, offensive, and obscene words--words that experience fallen out of universal utilization yet will doubtless pride, amuse, and in certain cases end up strangely helpful. Who hasn't hunted for the appropriate observe to explain a colleague's maschalephidrosis (runaway armpit perspiration), a boss's pleonexia (insane greed), or a buddy's fumosities (ill-smelling vapors from a drunken person's belches)?

Word fans, persistent insulters, berayers, bescumbers, and bespewers desire think like tongue-tied witlings not more: discovering the right kind, keck-inspiring notice simply acquired a lot more uncomplicated with Depraved English.

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Examine lenocinium lant /LANT/ n   Stale urine utilized in production. That’s correct: production. What style? Wool-scouring, for one. chuffed? “The hard work dispute on the cloth plant obtained fairly grotesque after union staff all started dunking their supervisors within the lant vat. ” evaluate lotium lantrify /LANT rif eye/ v   To moisten with urine. a special and mystifying be aware. what number issues are there that get moistened with urine typically sufficient to have necessitated a time period for this motion? With success, we will by no means recognize. “The cookbook needed to be recalled while it used to be found that the recipe for chutney quiche on web page eighty four known as for the lantrifying of the crust sooner than baking. (It used to be, in spite of everything, imagined to be a vegetarian cookbook. )” lapidable /LAP identity uh bul/ adj   Worthy of being stoned. when you are avoided through courtesy from expressing what you actually contemplate the meal, easily say “The chef is basically rather lapidable. ” lapidate /LAP identification ate/ v   To stone; to kill by means of hurling rocks at. “After Mike ran over the headman’s favourite goat whereas stoned on cannabis, it all started to appear like he will be lapidated by way of irate villagers. ” examine fustigate lascivia /luh SIV ee uh/ n   Abnormally powerful sexual hope. Lascivia, then, is the of inordinate lasciviousness. “Pomerantz’s lascivia served him in strong stead; whilst it used to be stumbled on, he was once omitted for the eunuchs and put as a substitute within the queen’s retinue. ” syn erotomania, tentigo evaluate satyriasis lask /LASK/ v   To be with diarrhea. “‘I’m sorry,’ stated the secretary, ‘but Mr. Cooper occurs to be lasking in the meanwhile. may perhaps I take a message? ’” evaluate collywobbles lecheur /lay SHIRRH/ n   A licker of genitals. “Weights, yoga, tricky furnishings arrangements—Peabody attempted every thing as a part of his all-consuming ambition to be an auto-lecheur. ” evaluate irrumation lenocinium /len o SIN ee um/ n   Accepting or encouraging infidelity in one’s spouse in go back for financial achieve. Lenocinium “The different males within the village may possibly jeer him, yet within the final yr by myself Walter had bought a brand new cart, a slightly-used plow, and several other fantastic younger hogs—and lenocinium had paid for all of it. ” examine wittol lientery /LIE en teh ree/ n   Diarrhea inclusive of undigested or semidigested foodstuff. “Howie’s lientery will possibly not were particularly so uncomfortable had he no longer fed on 3 jars of pigs’ toes the evening sooner than. ” examine chyme lobcock /LOB cock/ n   A silly, clumsy individual. “‘You silly, clumsy man,’ cried the vicar’s spouse after Maynard broke his 3rd piece of china, ‘why, you’re not anything yet a lobcock! ’” lotium /LO shum/ n   Stale urine previously utilized by barbers as a beauty for the hair. Lotium Lotium is Latin for urine. “Imagine Allison’s profound unease whilst she stumbled on her roommate have been spiking the home shampoo together with her personal do-it-yourself lotium. ” evaluate lant lovertine /LUV er youngster/ adj   Addicted to intercourse. Describing a person as lovertine sounds much more poetic than calling them a raving intercourse maniac, doesn’t it?

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