Werewolf Smackdown: A Novel (Felix Gomez Series)

By Mario Acevedo

“[Acevedo] is a really disturbed man—and I suggest that during absolutely the most interesting experience of the term.”
—Tim Dorsey, writer of Nuclear Jellyfish

 

Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, tackles a beautiful werewolf cabal in Werewolf Smackdown, the 5th installment in Mario Acevedo’s satirical supernatural sequence. The author’s splendidly twisted mix of comedy, horror, and detective noir—expertly flourished in such books as The Nymphos of Rocky Flat and Jailbait Zombie—places him within the august corporation of Eric “Anonymous Rex” Garcia and Christopher “Bloodsucking Fiends” Moore, whereas incomes him raves from coast to coast. The Baltimore sunlight calls Acevedo’s novels, “decidedly stable, unclean, unwholesome fun,” whereas writer and fan J.A. Konrath calls them, “a delicate mixture of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a beneficiant section of Dave Barry.”

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Those weren't easily have been goons, they have been have been ninja goons. and that i anticipated to struggle them? Sean stood above Jerry, aimed his SIG Sauer, and brought the coup de grâce. Blood spurt from the again of Jerry’s cranium. Smoke curled from the bloody gap whereas the wound hissed. Silver bullet. His charisma vanished. one of many goons picked up Jerry’s pistol and glued it at the back of his trousers. 3 nights in the past, while Jerry and one other have been had attacked me, Sean had intervened to save lots of me. Then he’d informed me to maintain the episode quiet. used to be he making plans a double go of his personal? utilizing me? He shoved his pistol right into a holster on his waist. His steely look in my path looked as if it would say: Jerry knew you and that i had talked earlier than. yet Jerry won’t be speaking. aware of Sean, I endured with my plan. “Here’s the exchange. ” I positioned the hoop flat at the flooring. “This ring for Paxton. ” “Not so speedy, bloodsucker. ” Bourbon grasped Angela’s arm and spun her to stand me. “How approximately I positioned this wrinkle on your plans. ” He shook her arm. “Tell him, whinge, why you're the following. ” Angela closed her eyes in disgrace. I rose to my ft and positioned front points of interest of the Webley on Bourbon’s nostril. He slipped a finger below one strap of Angela’s costume and gave a mild tug. “Your buddy provided herself to me. That’s right—she got here to me. ” Angela opened her eyes and so they begged me to not pass judgement on. “She pointed out Lycanthrope Law,” Bourbon defined. “In the case of a dispute among clans, a well-liked lady from one extended family might supply herself to the alpha of the opposite as a tribute of peace. ” He allow move of the strap and ran a hand down her arm. “That’s if i need her. ” Angela shivered in loathing. “Do you're thinking that she’s worthy it? Her physique and fervour, a present. supplied I undergo the choice of Le Cercle. supplied I kiss Calhoun’s ass. ” His nostril morphed right into a dog’s snout. Fur sprouted on his cheeks, neck, and the again of his arms. “You are an outstanding complain, yet what makes you think that what you’ve received among your legs is worthy greater than the name of alpha of the territory? What makes you think that i need you? ” He leered at me. “What is your challenge, vampire? Does this trouble you? ” He ran his hand down Angela’s arm. “She’s no longer considered one of your type. ” She clenched her eyes in disgust, as though his arms were a tongue. each time he touched her, it was once like a screw giving my kundalini noir one other flip till the strain of my rage made my fingers shake. Don’t supply in to anger. i wished a transparent brain and regular arms to avoid wasting her. without warning all of the werewolves, together with Angela and Bourbon, straightened up. Their cognizance grew to become to the corridor. A door creaking echoed from the stairwell. My ears buzzed. whatever thumped the ground, a rhythmic tapping that matched the cadence of a guy jogging. The werewolves stored their claws and weapons pointed at me, yet they seemed pressured via what was once the larger probability, me or no matter what approached from the corridor. The thumping grew louder, an unhurried, ominous sound that neared the nook the place the corridor emptied into the room. King Gullah entered.

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