By Rudy Schumann
The Rudy Letters is a suite outrageous letters despatched to numerous businesses and their actual responses.
Watermelon fanatic, strongman competitor, aspiring sitcom author, conflict veteran, involved citizen, and much more. Welcome to the advanced and oddly fascinating global of Rudy Schumann.
They say one million monkeys typing for one million years will finally produce the works of Shakespeare. One lovely fool typing for numerous years might ultimately produce laughter. confidently yours!
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S. - do you via any likelihood have the deal with for the ACLU? I tore my ACL in collage and want to communicate with them. See unique November 2, 1999 Mr. Rudy Schumann 15 Alton position, #3 Brookline, MA 02446 pricey Mr. Schumann: thanks to your contemporary letter. The Cuff hyperlink Museum consistently graciously accepts every kind of donations of cuff hyperlinks, and cuff hyperlink similar goods in addition to cash to aid with the museum working expenditures. The museum exhibits over 60,000 cuff hyperlinks on any given day and has many different cuff hyperlink similar goods of their data together with patents, pictures of recognized humans donning cuff hyperlinks, ads from magazines, tales on the topic of cuff hyperlinks and so forth. the gathering is so vast that there's merely enough room to show approximately 60% of what's on hand at any time. The museum is a tax-exempt association and all contributions are totally tax deductible. On a extra severe observe, we deeply remorse the lack of your U out of your ACLU. i'm afraid that given our present state of affairs we can't assist you locate your U. We do, besides the fact that, comprehend your discomfort as we're presently experiencing an identical state of affairs. Our yr 2000 calendars have simply arrived and as we're in the course of our Y2k conversions we're attempting to take care of the lack of our Y as every thing is being switched over from Y to ok. the hot 12 months now starts off on Saturdak, Januark 1. I do think that when we discover the place our Y has long past, it might probably shed a few gentle as to the whereabouts of your U because it turns out visible that Y U belongs jointly. thanks on your curiosity within the Cuff hyperlink museum, and please come stopover at us while you're within the quarter. clearly Claude A. Jeanloz govt Director See unique Radio within the Nude October 15, 2000 Radio within the Nude 1410 second road Santa Monica, CA 90401-2302 pricey Radio within the Nude, Me and my buddy drink juice. the day before today whereas consuming a few of my Banana-Papaya-Oh-Maya mix Chillers, my buddy instructed me approximately your express and that i simply needed to write you. i need to seem in your express. i'll be completely nekked. That’s right... i'll be so bare that i'm going to truly be nekked!! I even have a rash on my left buttocks that appears precisely like Michael Flatley. i may express you this. If I flex appropriate i will make the Michael Flatley on my buttocks glance as though he’s dancing. it's also attainable for me to perform a little squat thrusts yet let’s simply see how i believe less than the lighting fixtures and every thing, okay? Please enable me be aware of if i will be in your exhibit or no longer simply because if now not I’ll have to payment this off of my checklist once attainable. thank you for purchasing again to me in this. keen, Rudy Schumann 15 Alton position, #3 Brookline, MA 02446 See unique Rudy Schumann 15 Alton position #3 Brookline, MA. 02446 expensive Rudy, thanks on your letter. I bought an analogous letter from you a few years in the past. even supposing I’m definitely inspired along with your willingness to teach me your ass, and I’m in admiration of your love of juice, (I’m extra of a stawberry guy myself) I’m unsure precisely why you’re writing us. we're a radio advertisement creation corporation.