My Friend Leonard

One other bets fifty that the opposite team’s kicker will pass over a box target, he wins the wager. Leonard takes each guess provided, even though he frequently adjusts the chances. There are bets on first downs, fourth downs, on additional issues, passing yards, dashing yards, issues above and under, there are bets on fucking every little thing. At halftime every body is going upstairs, the place an important buffet has been laid out. there's major rib, there are crab claws, there's Caesar salad, baked potatoes, creamed spinach. There are salmon steaks, there’s pasta salad. there's a separate buffet with dessert brownies and brownies and pies and cookies and sweets and éclairs. We get plates of foodstuff, return downstairs, watch the halftime convey. Chris meets different ladies one in every of them is a hooker, the opposite is married to a checklist manufacturer, I meet the landlord of a series of vehicle dealerships, an Israeli guns broker, a guy who exports used American garments to Japan, specialist gamblers, a guy who says he's Iranian royalty and needed to flee the Ayatollahs. close to the tip of the convey, Leonard sits down subsequent to me. I converse. How’s it going? undesirable at once. Why? Down 1. 2 million. Fuck. I’ll get it again. That’s loads of dough. simply wait. humans begin getting silly within the moment part. You having enjoyable? Yeah, i'm. this is often ridiculous. it truly is certainly. You having enjoyable? It’s paintings. you need to seize one in every of your ladies, relieve a few pressure sooner than the sport starts off back. They’re no longer the following for me. if you would like one, although, you could have my room. No thank you. around the room, a guy starts off calling for Leonard. I gotta run. Cool. He will get up, walks to the guy. the sport starts off back. Chris shoots pool with of the hookers, attempts to make your mind up if he desires to sleep with one in all them or either one of them or either one of them even as. i attempt to persuade him that he must have either one of them while, he comes to a decision opposed to it, says it doesn’t suppose correct to him. I inform him it's going to most likely consider tremendously fucking correct whereas he used to be doing it and he laughs and says yeah, yeah, yeah. because the video game is going on Leonard’s visitors get increasingly more inebriated, a few of them commence snorting coke off the espresso desk, the bar, off compact disk covers, a few of them commence smoking weed. There are extra bets, and the bets, fueled by way of liquor and medicine, are riskier and extra ridiculous. Leonard begins successful extra of them, makes his a refund, starts off racking up large profits. by the point the sport ends, which Dallas wins, Leonard is clearly chuffed, notwithstanding it doesn’t express simply because he retains a instantly face. After the sport the ladies activate track, begin dancing. The liquor continues to be flowing, the medication are nonetheless out, a few of the ladies begin making out with the lads, a few of them commence making out with one another, a few of them stand on most sensible of the bar, take off their shirts and dance. i've got a red-eye and Chris has lawns to mow early within the morning, so we discover Leonard he’s at the deck smoking a cigar. I converse. We’re heading out. You’ve had sufficient? It used to be cool. I’m pleased I got here. thanks for bringing me. after all. What are you going to do should you get domestic?