By Francesca Simon
Warning: Too impolite for folks and for slimy toad little brothers!
These are Horrid Henry's personal jokes: the jokes that grossed out mother and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that despatched pass over Battle-Axe screaming from type. Be horrid! learn Henry's jokes. Then inform them to the world!
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Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Abyssinia. Susan: Abyssinia who? Margaret: Abyssinia whilst i am getting again. Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Canoe. Susan: Canoe who? Margaret: Canoe open the door? It’s chilly out right here. Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Bella. Susan: Bella who? Margaret: Bella backside trousers. Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Dishes. Susan: Dishes who? Margaret: Dishes your buddy. permit me in. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Lettuce. Susan: Lettuce who? Margaret: Lettuce in, it’s raining. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Sorry. Susan: Sorry who? Margaret: Sorry, mistaken door. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Boo. Susan: Boo who? Margaret: Don’t cry, it’s just a funny story. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Abby. Susan: Abby who? Margaret: Abby stung me at the backside. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Nun. Susan: Nun who? Margaret: Nun of your enterprise. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Germaine. Susan: Germaine who? Margaret: Germaine you don’t realize me? Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Ron. Susan: Ron who? Margaret: Ron as quick as you could! Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Ada. Susan: Ada who? Margaret: Ada lot of breakfast and I’m filled. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Cows cross. Susan: Cows move who? Margaret: No they don’t, they pass moo. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: alter. Susan: alter who? Margaret: regulate made a multitude at the ground. I couldn’t scouse borrow any longer in their jokes because…Aarrrggghhh! I’m getting out of right here! “How come you usually get to head first? ” stated Susan sourly. “Because you can’t inform jokes and that i can,” acknowledged Margaret. “I can too inform jokes! ” “Can’t! ” “Can! ” SLAP! SLAP! Henry: Bert, why did the poultry go the line? Bert: I dunno. Henry: There’s no aspect telling you jokes, Bert! Why do you usually solution, “I dunno”? Bert: I dunno. What do you get when you move a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie. What do you name a sheep with out legs? A cloud. Why do geese have webbed ft? To stamp out woodland fires. Why do elephants have giant, flat toes? To stamp out flaming geese. What is going 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk? A centipede with a wood leg. How do you rent a horse? positioned a brick less than each one hoof. What’s worse than an alligator with a toothache? A centipede with athlete’s foot. How have you learnt which finish of a trojan horse is its head? Tickle it and spot which finish smiles. What has 50 legs yet can’t stroll? part a centipede. What has 4 wheels and flies? A dumpster. What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies. Why did the turkey go the line? It was once the chicken’s time without work. How have you learnt whilst there’s an elephant less than your mattress? Your nostril touches the ceiling. What’s grey and squirts jam at you? A mouse consuming a doughnut. What did the teddy endure say while he used to be provided dessert? No thank you, I’m filled. How does an elephant wake up a tree? Sits on an acorn and waits for it to develop.