Great Granny Webster (New York Review Books Classics)

By Caroline Blackwood

Nice Granny Webster is Caroline Blackwood's masterpiece. Heiress to the Guinness fortune, Blackwood was once celebrated as a superb good looks and remarkable raconteur lengthy earlier than she made her identify as a strikingly unique author. This macabre, mordantly humorous, in part auto-biographical novel finds the gothic craziness backstage within the nice homes of the aristocracy, as witnessed during the unsparing eyes of an orphaned teenage woman. nice Granny Webster herself is a superb monster, the chilliest of matriarchs, presiding with steely self-regard over a panorama of ruined lives.

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