Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

George and the guy with the sassy pink beret walked down the gangbang-- “GangPLANK,” corrected the man-- and directly to the man’s impeccably embellished loft within the trendiest a part of the town. After a mild vegan supper and a smoke of anything George speedy learned was once now not tobacco, George ultimately felt comfy and able to make it occur. He crawled into the man’s mattress to attend for him. however the guy by no means got here. So neither did George. the following morning George awakened by myself and disenchanted. yet you simply can’t remain offended with a guy who wears an analogous pink outfit each day. the fellow telephoned The Zoo. “Whose record are you on? ” they requested. “I’m with the DJ,” acknowledged the guy with a convinced wink and a grin. George was once so grew to become on. however the guy went away back. George used to be lonely. If the guy might locate homosexual love at the cellphone, so may possibly George. yet who to name? George concept and suggestion. Then he began dialing. DING-A-LING-A-LING! went the telephone on the fireplace station. The firemen rushed to the phone. “Hello! hi! ” they stated. yet George didn't resolution them. “Don’t fear, we’re coming! ” they yelled. “You certain should be! ” suggestion George. He may possibly photo them racing over and was once so excited. This used to be definitely the right plan. Firemen have been even sexier than sailors! The firemen rushed during the door. “WHERE IS THE FIRE?! ” they cried. “In my pants! ” George used to be going to claim. yet he stopped himself-- those firemen weren’t attractive in any respect! They have been outdated and had huge bellies. the place have been the entire hunky firemen??? George feared that his wall calendars were mendacity to him these kinds of years. The firemen have been very dissatisfied that there has been no fireplace. “Catch that homosexual little monkey! ” they cried. “Hey, chill out with the labeling! ” notion George as he attempted to run away. He virtually made it, yet he tripped over one man’s clogs, and--- firemen grabbed George’s hands and took him to legal. “You’re no longer even going to exploit handcuffs? ” idea George. “How disappointing. ” George had heard tales approximately what occurs in felony. probably this wasn’t going to be so undesirable in spite of everything. yet they positioned him in a mobilephone all through himself. No tatted up cellmates. No team showers. criminal sucked. George used to be bummed. George ultimately obtained excited while the gruff watchman burst into his mobilephone. yet real-life legal guards have been even much less attractive than real-life firemen! George was once now not . “My first time usually are not with THIS guy,” suggestion George. “That will be simply embarrassing. ” George outsmarted the watchman and escaped! again out within the West Village George observed a number of men purchase anything from a guy on a road nook. no matter what it used to be made them more than pleased. George used to be curious. He felt he should have one too. He reached over and attempted to swipe one for himself, but--- rather than one tab, he by chance took all of them! “I’m going to kill you, you fucking homosexual monkey! ” cried the drug broker. “Hey! I’m simply bi-curious! ” George attempted to yell as he made his get away. however it used to be too past due. George used to be too a long way long gone. George felt like he was once floating. Up, up, greater and better, manner above town.