2001 Things to Do before You Die

I have not had a dry spell in my existence, more often than not simply because I feed myself good, to the purpose of bursting. I wake early and listen to my morning voices jumping round in my head like leaping beans. i am getting off the bed to seize them sooner than they break out. —Ray Bradbury Make the Joneses stay alongside of you. begin a pattern Be a chimney sweep for an afternoon put on stripes, florals, and plaids jointly take care of you jump Order from the kid’s menu store at a farmer’s industry Swim the English Channel Swim round long island faucet, with satisfaction on the Macy’s Tap-A-Thon Play along with your meals Vamp fashion Reread previous love letters re-light a flame understand the legislation of physics you're continuously in your technique to a miracle. —Sark Take a bubble tub equipped for 2 learn how to software the VCR Set an instance Write poetry whereas sitting in a Parisian or Venetian café develop into a dwelling legend personal your personal plot of land get pleasure from moonshine ship your whole Christmas playing cards out on time trainer Little League research Morse code consume in simple terms the fairway M&M’s trip the B&O Railroad devour humble pie take pleasure on your offspring examine and perform moxie become aware of the roots of your first identify get to grips with ferns dispose of your Achilles’ heel Act up Act your shoe dimension Serve on a jury rent a valet Ask for a coupon Astonish and amaze your self Write a love word in lipstick or shaving cream at the toilet replicate learn at a bar mitzvah undergo witness faux you’re French name Larry King’s exhibit stay in a trailer signal autographs Annoy Imus and Howard Stern pass the health club and buy groceries familiarize yourself with the facade of Notre Dame de Paris examine good looks on the Sainte-Chapelle in Paris Pay your respects We don’t comprehend a millionth of 1 percentage approximately whatever. —Thomas A. Edison swap someone’s brain get pleasure from your mother-in-law’s corporation Relisten to the 1st cassette you ever got Write on your lover in code Create a problem path on your yard cling a tire swing from a tree Quote a rapper visit a nightclub in drag Use handcuffs Do it within the highway Have ardour in your paintings go away a fifty in a blind person’s cup experience uncooked intercourse permit the telephone ring Administer final rites perform sitting up directly put on a kilt to a proper affair Fall in love on a primary date persuade your mother to get a mammogram begin a pillow struggle Invite your pals over for a shut eye occasion detect it’s alright to now not need a child Make the suitable Bloody Mary discover ways to journey western just like the Marlboro guy galvanize the sommelier ship him a dozen pink roses Be a godparent Wow your pals together with your karaoke regimen song down an individual who stimulated you have a tendency the keg at a fraternity bash begin a nude room at a celebration forged a spell purchase a whole Western ensemble from Billy Martin’s swap your final identify Get your photo taken in a champagne bath within the Poconos put on a wig Be a visitor on “Letterman” purchase an entire set of Dickens or Sherlock Holmes function your personal mattress & breakfast Memorize all of the presidents of the USA Thank a veteran Attend a peace rally Sleep together with your puppy keep a tree keep a fully ideal credit standing Play hooky beautify outdoor with abandon at Christmastime benefit from the view out of your roof Whoop it up Please beware of one another and love and forgive.