10 Things to Do Before I Die

By Daniel Ehrenhaft

1) Lose my virginity

2) say sorry to Rachel

3) come back at Biff

4) Jam and social gathering with Shakes the Clown

5) snicker in death’s face

6) visit Africa

7) Rob a bank

8) inform Mark to screw himself

9) discover why Grandpa and Dad do not talk

10) inform the truth

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